Before marriage:

John - Ah... at last. I can hardly wait!
Jane- Do you want me to leave?
John- NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane - Do you love me?
John- Of course! Always have and always will.
Jane- Have you ever cheated on me?
John- NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane- Will you kiss me?
John- Every chance i get!
Jane- Will you hit me?
John- Gosh no! are you crazy?!?
Jane- Can i trust you?
John - YES!!
Jane- Darling!

After marriage: read from the bottom back to the top.